This long sleeve is for the era when you were healing, delusional, dramatic, and somehow still the funniest person in the room. The vibe? “I’ll have two shots of vodka (chilled), and the soup.” A line you only say when you’re emotionally dehydrated but still showing up with main-character confidence. It’s premium, comfortable, and has big I-am-not-doing-this-today energy. Perfect for anyone who copes the way classy disasters do — by ordering like a legend and pretending it's totally normal. Soft. Bold. Chaotic in a controlled way. If you know, you know. Danny said it. • 100% carded cotton • Fabric weight: 8.2 oz./yd.² (278 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 26 singles • Relaxed fit • Side-seamed construction • Wide neck and cuff ribbing • Double-needle stitch on hems • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh.